ROUND 11: -TOMCAT PLANT will win the 2023 Masters. -The most coveted item at Swapshop '80 is a TORRO LAWNMOWER.
ROUND 10: -The best golfer of all time is TIGER WOODS. -The best Boston destination is WARREN TAVERN. -The next vacation destination should be CALIFORNIA. -The WHITE SOX, BULLS, AND FIRE will all win championships next year in Chicago. -TOM HANKS and TERENCE HILL are tied for the best actors of all time.
ROUND 9: -Alabama is so good due to Rollllll Tide
ROUND 8: -The best Korean interpretation: "BOY ARE THEY CLEVER." -If in Southeast Asia, Joeco users would GET CAUGHT IN A PRISONER EXCHANGE BUT REALIZE THE ENEMY DOCTOR WENT TO U OF I WITH YOUR C.O. -The Best M*A*S*H Song is FATHER'S HALLEJU"
ROUND 7: -Bob Dylan wanted to meet the Beatles after he heard A HARD DAY'S NIGHT -YEP, Jay Cutler left the Bears -Joeco Poller's favorite highwayman is WAYLON JENNINGS -The best gas station of all time is the late station including GOOD SAMARITAN PIZZA
ROUND 6: -TAMU was playing CENTRE COLLEGE OF KENTUCKY when the 12th man first came in (1922). -Johnny Football committed to OREGON before coming to TAMU. -The best tradition at A&M is BONFIRE. -The horse statue outside A&M's Bush museum resembles western democracy tearing through the BERLIN WALL.
ROUND 5: -A SEC team will win the NCAAF Playoffs. -Ryan Lochte will be remembered as a DICKLICKER OF SORTS. -The best external M*A*S*H appearance was FATHER MULCAHY in GOOD TIMES. -Joe Walsh's best act was JAMES GANG.
ROUND 4: -The best Tennis Grand Slam is the one at the Cheers Episode's court in DON'T PAINT YOUR CHICKENS -The backbone of GNR is AXL -The best Golden Age Hollywood feature is Rita Hayworth's HOOHAHs -The SUN AURA NUDE MILE should return to the olympics. ROUND 3: -The Cubs' Chance of winning the World Series is approximately a BAKER'S DOZEN. -It was true that it took 11 YEARS to complete paving Route 66 after it opened. -Joeco pollers want to travel to ACADIA NAT'L PARK as the premier East Coast destination. -The next Mr. Belvedere Fan Club meeting will address the codename to be: Brocktoon v. The Man who Rides Alone.
ROUND 2: -INDY TO BAYSIDE was TV's most shocking, and unexplained, change. -BUMP BAILEY should replace John Danks. -PUDDIN' BAY is the original name of of Put-In-Bay, with historians only making an assumption that it isn't "Pudding." -ITALY is where Joeco users want to go in Europe.
ROUND 1: -TIGER WOODS was set to win the 2016 Masters. -DAYTONA is the best NASCAR track. -PACIFIC VIEWS are the best feature of California. -GREAT is what Joeco users think of the new site -THESE... THINGS is what people say if you find yourself around 95th street and Stony Island. -POOPYFACE TOMATO NOSE is the best new show of the year.